Dance #1

[Wil Heuser]

Aqua, a Big Brother Parody.

Sing a long everyone:



Hiya, Wil.
Hi, houseguests.
Wanna be nominated twice?
Sure!

I'ma party boy in a gnarly world.
Live life as a sarcastic, this game is drastic.
You can rub my feet, (Hold on) I gotta a tweet.
Floatation, say no to flirtation.

I'ma party boy in a gnarly world.
Live life as a sarcastic, this game is drastic.
You can rub my feet, (Hold on) I gotta a tweet.
Floatation, say no to flirtation.
Let's go party!



I'm a blond bimbo boy, in a fantasy.
Talk me up, make it right, I'm so jolly.
Pay the toll, take a stroll, you're too rock 'n' roll
Kicked you there, ignored you there, eviction eviction
You can touch, or you can save, if you want a chance to win the game

I'm a pretty boy, and Zach, you make hurl
Life in plastic, yes, it's fantastic
You can brush my weave, I don't wanna leave.
This game, it's your creation.



Come on Wil, let's go party

Make a move, that I would approve, do what you please
I can act like a star, but I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, lets be friends, don't be a sleaze,
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, or you can save, if you want chance to win the game
You can touch, or you can save, if you want chance to win the game



Why so silent?
uuu ooo uuu
Take the risk.

I'm Wil, yes, I look like a girl
Life in the house, well, it's tragic
There's an alliance and puppets everywhere
Final six, gonna be your duration



I'm super cool, not a tool (but someone of you will look like fools)
This is dramatic, those eyebrows are tragic!
I will flip my hair at puppets everywhere
Quotation, you're under dictation

Oh, I'm having so much fucking fun!
Well Wil, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you houseguests!