Wil, has something for you...

[Wil Heuser]

Aqua, a Big Brother Parody.

Sing a long everyone:



Hiya, Wil.
Hi, houseguests.
Wanna be nominated twice?
Sure!

I'ma party boy in a gnarly world.
Live life as a sarcastic, this game is drastic.
You can rub my feet, (Hold on) I gotta a tweet.
Floatation, say no to flirtation.

I'ma party boy in a gnarly world.
Live life as a sarcastic, this game is drastic.
You can rub my feet, (Hold on) I gotta a tweet.
Floatation, say no to flirtation.
Let's go party!



I'm a blond bimbo boy, in a fantasy.
Talk me up, make it right, I'm so jolly.
Pay the toll, take a stroll, you're too rock 'n' roll
Kicked you there, ignored you there, eviction eviction
You can touch, or you can save, if you want a chance to win the game

I'm a pretty boy, and Zach, you make hurl
Life in plastic, yes, it's fantastic
You can brush my weave, I don't wanna leave.
This game, it's your creation.



Come on Wil, let's go party

Make a move, that I would approve, do what you please
I can act like a star, but I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, lets be friends, don't be a sleaze,
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, or you can save, if you want chance to win the game
You can touch, or you can save, if you want chance to win the game



Why so silent?
uuu ooo uuu
Take the risk.

I'm Wil, yes, I look like a girl
Life in the house, well, it's tragic
There's an alliance and puppets everywhere
Final six, gonna be your duration



I'm super cool, not a tool (but someone of you will look like fools)
This is dramatic, those eyebrows are tragic!
I will flip my hair at puppets everywhere
Quotation, you're under dictation

Oh, I'm having so much fucking fun!
Well Wil, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you houseguests!

[Zach Rance]

"Predictable"

[Wil Heuser]

Oct 1, 2014 22:46:45 GMT -5 Zach Rance said:

"Predictable"

But not as predictable as you.

[Zach Rance]

Oct 1, 2014 22:51:37 GMT -5 Wil Heuser said:

Oct 1, 2014 22:46:45 GMT -5 Zach Rance said:

"Predictable"

But not as predictable as you.

If you predicted being nominated by me....why is that a bad move?
Such a different tune from your blocktude week 1!

[Wil Heuser]

Oct 1, 2014 22:53:08 GMT -5 Zach Rance said:

Oct 1, 2014 22:51:37 GMT -5 Wil Heuser said:

But not as predictable as you.

If you predicted being nominated by me....why is that a bad move?
Such a different tune from your blocktude week 1!

Do you think I'm gonna lie down and just leave? Hell to the no. You've stated to people that we hardly spoke, but I've spoken to you numerous times. You were always brief.

[Zach Rance]

It was a week without speaking. That is what I meant by hardly spoke. That is a lot of time. OF course you shouldn't lay down and die (Even though you did week 1) but you have done absolutely NOTHING to give me a reason not to nominate you this week. You didn't talk to me once about the game. You only bothered to send me a congrats when I won veto and carried on chatting other people.

[Wil Heuser]

Oct 1, 2014 22:59:16 GMT -5 Zach Rance said:

It was a week without speaking. That is what I meant by hardly spoke. That is a lot of time. OF course you shouldn't lay down and die (Even though you did week 1) but you have done absolutely NOTHING to give me a reason not to nominate you this week. You didn't talk to me once about the game. You only bothered to send me a congrats when I won veto and carried on chatting other people.

Wait a minute, I didn't lay down and die week 1. JoJo was freaking out, so I wanted her to do all the campaigning. It's a two-way street, Zach, you could've message me too. I do recall me always starting a conversation with you and you always have a short answers for me. 

[Zach Rance]

I was at work whenever you messaged me, so my replies were probably short. But anytime you did message me it always died fast... "hence two way street"

You're right I could have messaged you during that week. But I didn't and I would not have been one bit shocked at you putting me up if you won HoH. I certainly wouldn't have attacked you for doing so because it made logical game sense for you to have put me up.

[Wil Heuser]

Oct 1, 2014 23:05:41 GMT -5 Zach Rance said:

I was at work whenever you messaged me, so my replies were probably short. But anytime you did message me it always died fast... "hence two way street"

You're right I could have messaged you during that week. But I didn't and I would not have been one bit shocked at you putting me up if you won HoH. I certainly wouldn't have attacked you for doing so because it made logical game sense for you to have put me up.

Yes, it died fast because you were brief rather you're a work or walking down the street.

[Zach Rance]

You'd never bring the game up ever, it was always about your day or what you were doing. Basically the same convo over and over. But whatever, we just didn't click.

[Gina Rio]

Ugh, stop arguing!! Wil's song was cute.

[Wil Heuser]

At least someone appreciates my artwork.