Get Loose with Luke (Confessional Thread)

[Luke Scrase]

Hiiiieeeeeeee!

So I was trying to find some GIFs of Luke and all I see is ASS, and it was BEAUTIFUL but I cannot put them on Proboards so we'll have to settle for this photo:

Fuck yeah! I know I chose him cuz he was cute but DAYAM! I didn't know of these fancy TUMBLR photos. (Heart, dick, and asshole all throb in excitement.)

Ok that's the extent of my thirst for a very long time. I know all of ya'al be thinking, I'm the same inappropriately crude man-whore as ever, but I'm gunna prove to ya'al there's more to me than homoerotic sexual innuendos and a penis that constantly points to the closest piece of ass like a cock compass.

So, I'm going to do my Cast Analysis right now!

Brian Hart! We had a great convo earlier and the one we had tonight was just really weird. It could have just been an off convo but we'll see. He's probably in my Top 6 favs.

Brittany is a sweetheart and I can definitely see myself working with her down the road. As far as first impressions go, hers was really good and we had a really nice conversation. It felt natural, not forced at all. I love her.

Gina is decent. Our conversation wasn't that exciting but it wasn't awful. I need to give her a little more time.

JoJo is cool. I talked to her in detail about Greek Life and she told me a bit about her life. She thought I was flirting with her. Uhh.....hate to break it to you, sweetheart. She'd definitely be safe if I won HoH.

I think Michael and I hit it off pretty well. Our convo was short lived but we connected, so that's definitely a good sign. I look forward to talking to him some more soon.

"Where are you when I need you? Break out the braille cuz Luke Scrase gunna read you. I don't hear her, I don't see her either. That bitch must be locked in a cellar cuz I don't see her, Helen Keller"-Cazwell ft. Manilla Luzon (with minor alteration by me)

Barely got to talk to this bitch.

Definitely the Top 3. She's right up there with Brittany. She was so easy to talk to and so entertaining. We bonded so well. I would LOVE to work with her. I can see the both of us going far in this game.

*redirect to Neda*

Wil is so boring to talk to. And what an awful character choice. If i win HoH, he'll be nominated. It was just such a chore to respond to him. I just don't care about him.

Zachary Q. Rance is so cute. I had to compliment him on his character choice and we just hit it off the bat. Definitely the person I'm #1 closest to so far. If I could work with him, Brittany, and Sarah, my life would be perfect. I want to work with him so bad!


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I'm so hoping I win this HoH. As you can tell from Season One, competitions are not my strong suit, so I need to win one ASAP to prove my worth and then I can get away with losing a lot. Plus, being the first HoH will put me in the perfect position to get Zachary Q. Rance, Queen Brittany, and Sarah in an alliance with me.


Fingers crossed to a great season of Big Brother!

[Kat]

Good luck TJ

[Luke Scrase]

*Looks at my Answers*

*Looks at HoH Competition*

*Facedesks*

If that's any indication on how this season is going to go for me, it's going to be a hell of a long season. That was painful and brutal. 

And now Sam is Head of Household. I have not had a lot of time to talk to him, and since Week One's nominations are always based on communication, I need to find him ASAP. Sorry Waldo, you'll have to wait. 

I'm currently hoping for the best, but I'm scared.

[Luke Scrase]

I hope I never experience as much stress in my life as I have today.

Keys locked in trunk of car at Walmart. Can't use trunk button. Can't pull seats down. Derek Hale is stranded until tomorrow. I pray to fucking god he's not towed. Big Meeting hell on Earth. I cried, almost. I did not get to talk to anyone except for Sam who said he is not nominating me, and I told him I would not be on at all tonight because of my fraternity shit and he said he understood loud and clear so hopefully I am not on that chopping block. I need a drink but I can't drink cuz it's dry week. UGH.

[Luke Scrase]

This week has been super busy from Rush and Induction, but it's over and I can now dedicate more time now that my nights are free! 

Sam read my mind and nominated the two houseguests I wanted up. I heard I wasn't playing veto so I didn't ever see the comp. By the time I had free time the results were up. XD (Had I been chosen I would have made time.)

The nominations were preserved by Sofia, and I am still safe and now it looks like Wil's going home. JoJo's been campaigning whereas Wil is so hard to talk to. He's tried, in his defense, but he always got me at a bad time. So,...BYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE.

This next week I need to step up my social game, but every night except one or two maybe I'll have free!!! I'm gunna bring you the Tj-Realness I promised!

[Luke Scrase]

Week Two

That awkward moment when you don't vote with the house and you told people straight up you were evicting Wil and they say nothing to you! I hope this doesn't have any negative repercussions for me. 

I really liked JoJo, and I heard she was actively campaigning! Like, why she gotta go? My sense of safety in this house is a little bit shaken right now. This Big Brother Intruder is the least of my worries. This could be the best thing to happen to me. I'm already fucked, and not in a good way, how can they possibly make my life worse?

[Luke Scrase]

During the Head of Household Competition, I accidentally started working on an imaginary seventh photo which may mean along the way I got jumbled. In the .01% I got them all right, I don't think my time is good enough. There's always some hoe that walks in with a time of 0 minutes and 13 seconds and Imma be here like >.> UGH

[Luke Scrase]

I reread the eviction post and it said nothing is happening, but does that mean nothing is happening NOW or nothing is happening EVER? I'm also really curious if this season has another secret veto that is unlocked by a word like Heaven's secret power of plant last season. What words should I try? Phone? Carpet? Paper? Mouse? Lipstick? Twerk? Pool? Bussy?

I feel like there has to be SOME sort of TWIST

#ServingParanoiaRealness

[Luke Scrase]

ONE!? REALLY!? I just can't.

I was clearly cast to embarrass myself.

I don't feel comfortable with Neda as Head of Household. Like, there's a bunch of people I always see and I love, and Neda is not in that group of people. Like, why? This is not a pretty combo and I accidentally had phone AIM off all day. But my phone would have died so it's all good.

So, we'll see how this goes, which I guess is my new motto of the game for now.

[Luke Scrase]

This is completely discouraging. I'm not really surprised, but nobody will want to cause a power struggle. If I want off, I need to get myself off. I gotta win that veto, but I'm worried based on my past two competitions. So, I have only 1 class tomorrow so I can dedicate a lot of time to AIM to campaign. I hope it's not too late for me in this game. I love this series so much and I feel like I'm letting it down. T_T

[Luke Scrase]

The veto competition was very fast and very easy, but it took me just as long to upload my photo as it did to solve the puzzle, and that's likely going to knock me out of the running. I expect someone with scores of 2 minutes, 3 minutes to beat my score. A win is not in my cards I think. I have to campaign for my life.

[Luke Scrase]

I did decent in the Veto Competition, but I knew in a puzzle competition like this my time would be beaten. I highly doubt Neda is going to use the Power of Veto, so it's time to whore myself out, make deals (now that I've proven the odds of me winning a competition are now at "MAYBE it's POSSIBLE". it doesn't hurt! Sarah said she is keeping me, and Brittany said she's making both Gina and I campaign, but she has talked to me more. I think I can get Brian and Zachary Q. Rance, but that's only 4 out of 8 votes. That's a good tie, but that's not very comfortable. I need to campaign to Michael, Sam, Sofia, and Wil (whom I evicted last week). This is so nerve wracking, but I'm staying positive. I think I have a good chance, but I'm not taking anything for granted. I've slacked too much, and I know this week's DR entries have been nothing but "I will do better" and potentially empty promises, but I just want you Housecalls to know that I'm fighting to stay in the series I love.

[Luke Scrase]

*Unpacks my bags* I should be staying! I had a good talk with Neda and she decided that I would be better in the house than Gina, and I got my four that I thought, Michael said he would keep me, and Neda said she would talk to the people I never see: Sam, Sofia. People have been telling me they've been seeing me a lot more and I think I've been doing better. Sadly, Brittany told me that based off of Week One, I was her bottom 4, which sucks cuz she's my top 4. I'm definitely making progress, but I have a lot more work to do. My biggest fear at the moment is that I'm going to be thee Victoria/Jacosta of the season and go up weekly.

[Luke Scrase]

Just watched Mean Girls to prepare myself for this competition. I think I got a shot.

[Shir]

Wat